Fat Incinerater! YEAH!!!!

Going through the net, i stumbled upon a new energy drink. VPX REDLINE RTD!!! IT WILL LITERALLY BURN THE FAT OFF OF YOU!!! YEAH!!!!!!

Freaking hilarious. The makers claim that by drinking it, and doing nothing else, "you will feel the fat fall off of you." The ad screams "look at me, i'm a desperate fag" telling the audience the drink is "a tiger ready to rip the fat off of you"

haha........if your actually going to drink that, why not drink this...

Coheed an----ack *drops dead*

As I painfully wheeze and hack out my lungs, I must give props to Coheed and Cambria, who have soothed my ears while the rest of my body goes to hell. The album I'm talking about specifically is Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness (which makes no sense whatsoever, I'm told its some crazy story, but lets continue)

I have *cough* 'bought' *cough* the album, and listened to each of the songs. The album has quite the range in music, sure to please many fans of the rock genre (lol, they call themselves 'progressive rock' which I'm pretty sure is another way of saying emo) While all the songs are good, three have caught my attention. Welcome Home was a featured song on Rock Band, the first time I heard the song. It instantly caught my attention. Ten Speed (Of God's Blood and Burial) is the second of the songs, featuring great rock and guitar. Lastly is The Suffering. This, in my eyes (ears i guess), is the more fruiter song, the lyrics about marriage, which made me chuckle when i first heard it. The album is a must-buy for rock fans

Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV.... = 10/10

PS. the rating is a link to the wikipage for the album

Arsenal v.2009

Maybe......?

As the season draws to a close, Man U won the title, while they can pull off a double with a win in Moscow. However, Arsenal cannot just stand by and watch. With the leave of Flamini to AC Milan, Arsene Wegner must bring in new player to replace and fill up the voids. This Gunners squad is still young, but can fight for cups next season. Deco, a premier midfielder, could be a perfect fit at the Emirates (as rumors fly about him leaving Barcelona) This future of Arsenal looks bright, but Wegner must take action to make it a world-class club.

*Drool* Fenix is Back!!!!!

With the announcement of Gears of War 2 coming a few months back, I already started to anticipate one of my favorite games on my 360. The first trailer was cool, with them showing off the new game play (Chainsaw battle!!!) Now a new trailer FEATURING gameplay has been released~! Without further ado, watch the trailer!

http://kotaku.com/5008514/first-gears-of-war-2-gameplay-footage WATCH IT NOW!!!!!


Sweet....

B-day!!! Rock Band!!!

On May 11th, 1992, I was born. Dunno if this was a good or bad thing. Nevertheless, 16 years later, and I have Rock Band! Upon receiving it, I played a good 6 hours straight, alternating from guitar to drums (never singing...unless theres no one else around to witness it...). This is a great party game, as I had people over after my B-day, and "rocking out." Although, the song list is kind of bare, and with me having no internet connection to my 360, I can download any songs like 3's and 7's or Number of the Beast. Whatever, I'll keep "jamming" on!

However, I haven't had any incidents like this...yet:

GTA4 Review...coming sooon!

With the release of GTA4 already behind us, I have yet to still touch the game. However, I'll remedy that with a visit to a friend's house, and have a GTA4 marathon. Reading all that "PERFECT" and "10/10!! MUST BUY" reviews, I think I already know what my review will be. The multiplayer excites me the most, although I'll have to get through the single player story at least once. The possibilities of 16 (16!!!!) Mikos, destroying Liberty City makes me cring with joy.
(lol) Probably on Sunday, (my b-day!) I'll post my review of GTA4.

Stay Tuned!

Wii Fit....not really

"Look at me! I'm a gimmick!"

With the popularity of the Wii increasing everyday, one has to question: Do people actually still play with their Wiis for exercise, like Nintendo said? I have not touched my Wii in a month, now only taking out for parties and company. The Wii has become a novelty item, and its exercising "capabilities" are laughable. Now the Wii Fit is coming out, a $99 board, which is suppose to make people exercise. Are fat people going to use this thing to become buff? Are trained athletes going to use this in their training regiments? No, no, no, no! What is the point of this? The people in the trailers for this thing don't exist.

Up yours Nintendo, I'll stick with my dumbells