Epic Fail.

When planning a security perimetre around your property, I assume you want to set cameras where they can actually record any misbehaviours. I guess this bloke had other ideas.

EPIC FAIL.

Worst Human Beatbox

Just watch it. Crapiness at its best.

Dude Transports 20 bricks on his head

Holy crap.....holy crap....why???....holy crap.

All They Wanna Do is Boom Boom Boom

One of the best remixes of the 2008 year. Enjoy!

Thank God We're Canadian

Sometimes, we Canadians don't get all the products made around the world. Sometimes, thats sucks, like Oreo Waffles. On the other hand, we're lucky not to get crap like this

I mean really. The thinkthink at Pepsi is : a) Retarded

                                                              b) Insane

                                                              c) Bored

Correct answer is all of the above. Although, I would love it if they were actually bored and thought of these things. Yogurt and Cucumber Pepsi? Man....

Really?

A quote from Therese's msn name:

"if you're having a bad day, just remember, you've outraced millions of cells and reached the egg first. Congratulation!"

For some reason, I don't feel any better. :(

Life does suck. Usually. 

But I Am You!

GADIAHOH! CLONE GO FIGHT THE DEVIL BUT IM THE CLONE AND THEN GADIAHOH AND THEN CLONE!!!

VIdeo Clip of the Week: Scatmanson Dance

He might have murdered people, but he's still damn hilarious.

Video Clip(s) of the Week

Every week, I'll show you a clip I think deserves your viewing. Enjoy :)

Oh Bloody Hell....

Dont feel like typing much...this story speaks for itself.
I met someone at my volunteer place. He seemed cool...told me he came from England. During our conversation he blew my mind. Get this. Prepare yourself. 

England just got Oreos.

Let that stew in your head for a while. 

They just got freaking Oreos. How long have we been feasting on those delicates? The crisp black cookies, sandwiching the soft creamy center. Perfect blend of worlds in our mouth. Add to that the awesome kickass dip and dunk in milk maneuver. Don't forget the spin and swirl technique.

Those Brits have been missing out on life....

I bet you as your reading this, every man, woman and child in England (including the Queen) are doing this right now:

Crocs Suck Ass...

Crocs were made for the beach, no? Wear them while your in the sand or the water, shake your feet and the sand and other crap would come right out. This was good in theory.
But now, the "cool" people wear them ALL THE EFFING TIME. Why wear Crocs when going outside and just hanging out. Why? So you can look cool? Look hip and unique? No. You look like a Bluetooth fag, or as I like to call em, Bluetards or Toothbags. etcetc
w/e.

Why they suck major ass:

• They're not even comfortable.
  
• Its freaking rubber god-damn it. Tried em, threw em off in 5 secs. Feels like I got....I dont even know, just feels really awkward and weird.
  
• No freaking grip, I've heard a puddle of water made sum kid fly while he wore sum Crocs...he broke his arm...lol
• SANDLES? FLIP FLOPS? WHY DOES NO ONE WEAR THESE INSTEAD OF CROCS?
• I've seen people wear bright yellow, barf colour, bright pink, shit brown crocs...Really? I mean really....Come on....
• Made my feet sweaty and all nasty like within the 5 secs I wore em
  

PLZ LEAVE YOUR CROCS ON THE BEACH.

Boooo! You Suck!

I mean the IOC. The Olympics. What have they become. Did anyone on ESPN, TSN, CBC, CNN etc. actually about the events and games? No. Because this year, all the athletes in the world will convene in a communist backwards nation who worships a dead fat Chinese man. Yes you Mao. Lets face it. The only reason the IOC (International Olympics Committee you dumb twats), is because China doesn't have a budget. They can flush as much money down the toilet as they want. The Olympics have become outrageously expensive, and scare away all the democracies of the world who have to answer to populations who don't want their money being wasted. Also, with all the cheating and steroids in the world, the IOC can't catch anyone. The only memorable athlete who got caught was our own Ben Johnson (who still says that "someone" put steroids in his water..)
These Olympics will be all about the Tibet crisis and Muslims who live in northern China who want to be independent.
I will certainly bet that these Olympics will be marred by some sort of trouble. Political? Probably

The World is Coming to an End.........I Mean the Music Industry....

What.......The........Fuck..........Is..........Up...........With............You.............PEOPLE???
UGH.....After talking w/ some old friends and playing that music challenge thing on facebook...i have come to the realization that everyone listens to crap. CRAP. C-R-A-P
ALL THESE OBSCURE INDY BANDS ARE SHITSHTISHIT GODDAM IT
WHY DO U LISTEN TO ALL THESE HOMOBOI BANDS THAT ALL SOUNDS ALIKE???
REALLY!!!! MY GOD. YOU COULD PICK 5 DIFFERENT SONGS FROM SUM TEENAGER GIRLS iTUNES AND THE VOCALISTS WOULD ALL SOUNDS LIKE THE SAME SHIT.
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
DEATH CAB? FOB? RAP IT ALL UP WITH THE FUCKING JONAS BROTHERS. WTF?
Y IS THIS BAND FAMOUS?
UGH.......I CAN RANT MORE...BUT I WONT............*inaudible scream*

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing...

Let me start off with this. This song effing pwns. Coldplay comes back with a vengeance, pushing aside nowaday rubbish (I'm looking at you Hedly, FalloutBoys....) The lyrics:

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemies eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
Once you know there was never, never an honest word
That was when I ruled the world
(Ohhh)

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in.
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People could not believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries Wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

Hear Jerusalem bells are ringings
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
I know Saint Peter will call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh

I don't need to explain the song...just listen to it. I guarantee or your money back that YOU WILL fall in love with this song. If you don't, your some kind of sick bastard with a blackhole for a heart :)

Nerd Alert! Videogames!....DIABLOOOOOO

Like this was any shocker. W/e, I'm still stoked about Diablo 3, just like the rest of Korea.....:P (just like w/ Starcraft 2)

After announcing Starcraft 2, I thought Diablo 3 had to be foreseeable. This epic series will now be continued just as I predicted! Seeing all the BlzCon footage and articles, I cant say I'm disappointed, just not surprised. I guess Blizzard wouldn't ruin an already perfect dungeon crawler formula. The graphics do look awful pretty though.......thats what a 6 year hiatus will do to a game franchise. The dropping instant potion thingys are intriguing, supposedly put in to fasten the game's pace. The new features like the interactive environments are cool, like the collapsing wall they showcased. However, the boss battles are the thing I'm most excited about. The final boss in the demo was freaking awesome. He just ripped the barbarians head off! And was 10000 feet tall! Oh, and the Witchdoctor looks cool, 'specially the zombie wall. The barbarians looks the same, which isnt a bad thing.

Thats all for this post....I'll leave u with this

........I'm Back

Havnt blogged in quite a while...busy with summer and all
With this blog, I'll just comment on the happenings during the time period I didn't blog

Euro 2008: The Dutch choked against an inferior Russian squad...give props to the Spanish who looked invisible during the tournament
Diablo 3:....ill blog about this later
Blacktide:....same here.......lol getting lazy
Free Agency in NHL:....ill blog bout this fully later....but this offseason has been crazy

And thats it i guess....probably forgot cool stuff that happened, w/e ill blog more frequently

Oranje!!

Euro 2008 has finally arrived! 16 of the best nations in the world fight for the prestige of best in Europe. I have predicted that Germany will win the whole thing, but a bet a school has forced me into cheering for the Dutch (5th pick out of 5 people....ugh) The Dutch have quite the roster, although Robben will not be able to suit up for the starter against diving Italians. The likes of Sjneider, Van Nistelrooy and Van Persie makes this quite the dark horse to be reckoned with.

GOOOOOOOOO ORANJE

Fat Incinerater! YEAH!!!!

Going through the net, i stumbled upon a new energy drink. VPX REDLINE RTD!!! IT WILL LITERALLY BURN THE FAT OFF OF YOU!!! YEAH!!!!!!

Freaking hilarious. The makers claim that by drinking it, and doing nothing else, "you will feel the fat fall off of you." The ad screams "look at me, i'm a desperate fag" telling the audience the drink is "a tiger ready to rip the fat off of you"

haha........if your actually going to drink that, why not drink this...

Coheed an----ack *drops dead*

As I painfully wheeze and hack out my lungs, I must give props to Coheed and Cambria, who have soothed my ears while the rest of my body goes to hell. The album I'm talking about specifically is Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness (which makes no sense whatsoever, I'm told its some crazy story, but lets continue)

I have *cough* 'bought' *cough* the album, and listened to each of the songs. The album has quite the range in music, sure to please many fans of the rock genre (lol, they call themselves 'progressive rock' which I'm pretty sure is another way of saying emo) While all the songs are good, three have caught my attention. Welcome Home was a featured song on Rock Band, the first time I heard the song. It instantly caught my attention. Ten Speed (Of God's Blood and Burial) is the second of the songs, featuring great rock and guitar. Lastly is The Suffering. This, in my eyes (ears i guess), is the more fruiter song, the lyrics about marriage, which made me chuckle when i first heard it. The album is a must-buy for rock fans

Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV.... = 10/10

PS. the rating is a link to the wikipage for the album

Arsenal v.2009

Maybe......?

As the season draws to a close, Man U won the title, while they can pull off a double with a win in Moscow. However, Arsenal cannot just stand by and watch. With the leave of Flamini to AC Milan, Arsene Wegner must bring in new player to replace and fill up the voids. This Gunners squad is still young, but can fight for cups next season. Deco, a premier midfielder, could be a perfect fit at the Emirates (as rumors fly about him leaving Barcelona) This future of Arsenal looks bright, but Wegner must take action to make it a world-class club.

*Drool* Fenix is Back!!!!!

With the announcement of Gears of War 2 coming a few months back, I already started to anticipate one of my favorite games on my 360. The first trailer was cool, with them showing off the new game play (Chainsaw battle!!!) Now a new trailer FEATURING gameplay has been released~! Without further ado, watch the trailer!

http://kotaku.com/5008514/first-gears-of-war-2-gameplay-footage WATCH IT NOW!!!!!


Sweet....

B-day!!! Rock Band!!!

On May 11th, 1992, I was born. Dunno if this was a good or bad thing. Nevertheless, 16 years later, and I have Rock Band! Upon receiving it, I played a good 6 hours straight, alternating from guitar to drums (never singing...unless theres no one else around to witness it...). This is a great party game, as I had people over after my B-day, and "rocking out." Although, the song list is kind of bare, and with me having no internet connection to my 360, I can download any songs like 3's and 7's or Number of the Beast. Whatever, I'll keep "jamming" on!

However, I haven't had any incidents like this...yet:

GTA4 Review...coming sooon!

With the release of GTA4 already behind us, I have yet to still touch the game. However, I'll remedy that with a visit to a friend's house, and have a GTA4 marathon. Reading all that "PERFECT" and "10/10!! MUST BUY" reviews, I think I already know what my review will be. The multiplayer excites me the most, although I'll have to get through the single player story at least once. The possibilities of 16 (16!!!!) Mikos, destroying Liberty City makes me cring with joy.
(lol) Probably on Sunday, (my b-day!) I'll post my review of GTA4.

Stay Tuned!

Wii Fit....not really

"Look at me! I'm a gimmick!"

With the popularity of the Wii increasing everyday, one has to question: Do people actually still play with their Wiis for exercise, like Nintendo said? I have not touched my Wii in a month, now only taking out for parties and company. The Wii has become a novelty item, and its exercising "capabilities" are laughable. Now the Wii Fit is coming out, a $99 board, which is suppose to make people exercise. Are fat people going to use this thing to become buff? Are trained athletes going to use this in their training regiments? No, no, no, no! What is the point of this? The people in the trailers for this thing don't exist.

Up yours Nintendo, I'll stick with my dumbells

Gunners Implode

As the Premierleague season winds down, many Gunners fans (including myself) wonder what could have been. Arsenal failed to win key matches down the stretch, allowing Chelsea and Man Utd to pass them, letting my friends (Man U. fans) get their revenge on me. Even with the title lost, I looked forward to the Champions League. Again, after tying the second leg against Liverpool with Walcott's amazing run, they implode once more, losing on a 5-3 aggregate. Arsene Wanger must be in disgust, but on the bright side, Arsenal are a young team. Let's hope for next year Gunner fans!

Music

I will periodically talk about music and bands. This is an awesome T-Shirt from the guys at redvsblue.com Plz give me one :P

Sports Teams....Suck...

As the Raptors look to get kicked out of the playoff picture, lets look at the rest of the teams that represent the city. The Leafs didn't even make the damn playoffs, falling on their faces, and starting controversy. The Argos exited their playoffs quickly, disappointing their fans, who now look at the possibility of the Bills coming permanently. The Jays start their season, but are floundering at Kansas, with their offense failing once more. Looks like another season of crap eh?

Pie > Cake

Everyone knows that Pie is better than Cake, right? You can put anything in a pie! Fruits, meats, whatever you can think of! Cake? It's just dry and boring. So why not use pies for birthdays?
Comeon! Start a petition! Birthday Pies!

Why the Canadiens Suck ***

Being a Leafs fan, one can only begin to list why he/she despises the "Habs." In this post, I will try to convey my extreme hate for those crappy Habs.

1. Their logo is a toilet seat turn 90 degrees.
2. Their goal horn. That thing reminds me of a dying cat being stepped on.
3. The fans. Those upstuck pricks think they're the centre of the hockey world because of their twenty something cups. Sorry but IT'S THE LEAFS!!!
4. Their stupidity. They use to play recordings of previous games, so that the Bell Centre would sound louder...how pathetic
5. The team just sucks. That is all.

Moving Day...Bye Gamespot

As a start my new blog here, I will officially be leaving gamespot.com for good now. I only went to gamespot to update my blog there, but I think this blog will suffice for now. gamespot.com was the first I went to check games and meet other people. However, with the departures of all the main editors, like Jeff, Ryan, and Alex, gamespot now only seems like an empty website. Many years I have fruitfully wasted going to that website, anticipating what new content Jeff and his witty companions would come up with. With the creation of giantbomb.com (check it out!), this is the official goodbye to gamespot.com